Starship Apocalypse — Spacegirl Suzy “Ready to Jam” Tee

Sweet, twisted, and ready to get loud.

The Ready to Jam tee takes vintage sugar-sweet advertising and sends it straight into the apocalypse. Our wide-eyed skeleton spacegirl is suited up, bows blazing, watching that jam hit the bread like she’s been waiting her whole afterlife for it.

It’s cute. It’s creepy. It’s completely unhinged. And underneath all that retro sweetness, it’s Starship Apocalypse.

Designed for girls who like their metal heavy, their humor dark, and their band shirts a little fucking weird. The dripping jam artwork, old-school horror vibe, and astronaut skeleton make this one look like a forgotten 1950s ad discovered in the wreckage of a doomed spacecraft.

READY TO JAM.

Apparently the apocalypse still has breakfast. 🫟

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Prints applied via Direct-to-Garment/Direct-to-Film for vivid detail (sleeve/inner neck via DTF)

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors